Archives for 2009
Judge: 'What was he doing when you arrested him?' Policeman:'He was arguing with a taxi driver, Your Honour.' Judge:' That us no proof he was drunk.' Policeman:' Well, ...
Maternity is a fact, paternity, an opinion.
This is from an actual trial in the UK. A young woman who was several months pregnant boarded a bus. When she ...
An Illinois man who left the snow-filled streets of Chicago for a vacation in Florida. His wife was on a business trip and was planning ...
The local newspaper funeral notice telephone operator received a phone call. A woman on the other end asked, "How much do funeral notices cost?" ...
A little boy sought admission to a primary school on the strength of having an older brother in the final year in the same school. The ...
My cousin John's mother is a devout Christian. He had just opened his dental practice and was dismayed when his mother told him she was ...
A bald headed barber was trying to sell a bottle of hair tonic to his customer. 'But how can you sell it, when you yourself have ...
Adolf Hitler was conducting a General Staff meeting, when somebody sneezed. "Who was that!?" shouted Hitler, whirling around from a wall map of ...
A young man approached Ah Beng for the hand of his daughter. Ah Beng knew that the fellow earned nothing and is jobless. 'I don't ...
Jacob was very pious. He went to the synagogue every Sabbath. He prayed to ask God to let him win the first prize in the ...
The graduate with a Science degree asks, “Why does it work?” The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, “ How does it works?” ...
An old lady went to her doctor and said, 'Doctor, I have this problem with gas, but it really doesn't bother me too much. They ...
Ah Seng: 'You've been going to a psychiatrist. Do you think it helped?' Ah Beng: 'Oh, of course. I was afraid to answer the phone ...
A Sunday school teacher asked the children just before she dismissed them to go to church, "And why is it necessary to be ...
There are three ways to get things done: Do them yourself Pay someone else to do them ...
While carrying firewood, a woodcutter accidentally bumped into a surgeon. He asked for forgiveness but the angry surgeon was ready to hit him with his ...
A writer famous for the economy of his words was expecting his tailor and his lawyer, but had to leave before their arrival. When ...
Why was the maths book sad? Because it had so many problems. ...
Contraceptice: A device which should be worn on every 'conceivable' occasion. Neighbours: The only people who listen to both sides of an argument. Genius: A guy who ...
Muthu was carrying a box under his arm as he walked down the street. Ah Beng stopped him and asked, 'What's in that box?' 'A cat,' ...
Ah Beng had to sit through a long winded speech by the visiting speaker in a dinner, which never seemed to end. He picked up a ...
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