Archives for May, 2009
The teacher asked her accounting class: "Who do you think was the first businessman?" One hand shot up. it was Noah, miss," said the bright lad. "Noah, ...
I have a spelling checker. It came with my PC. It plainly marks four my revue, Mistake I cannot sea. I've run this poem threw it, I'm sure your please ...
Where are you from? ,the custom officer asked the tourist. ''India, sir,'' Rajah replied. ''Which part?'' the custom officer asked. ''All of me , sir'' ...
''Why can't you answer any of my the questions?'' the exasperated teacher asked Ah Meng. Ah Meng replied, ''If I could answer your questions, what is ...
The surgeon was pleased with his patient's speedy recovery. He told his patient, '' It's all due to your wife's tender loving care'' The patient replied, ...
There are plenty of reasons why girls should marry National Servicemen (NSF). Here are some of them- He can cook He can sew He ...
The judge declared to Abraham,''The charge oof bigamy is dismissed. You can go home now,'' ''Which home, your honour?'' asked Abraham
Ah Beng told his doctor, ''I keep thinking that I am a pair of curtains!'' His doctor replied,'' You better pull yourself together''
Epitaph of a hypochondriac- I TOLD YOU I WAS SICK!
The surgeon looked solemnly as he advised Ah Beng, 'The chances of survival for this major operation are slim at 1 in 100. But the ...
If you are obesessive compulsive , please press 1 repeatedly If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 If you have multiple personalities please press ...
Two Wushu masters were boasting about their skills. 'My reflexes are faster than yours'' boasted one of them and drew his sword to ...
Peter is a good golfer but is frustrated because he could not see where his ball lands all the time. His wife advsied him to ...
Patient: Doc, I can't sleep at night Doctor: Don't worry. Just lie on the edge of the bed and soon you'll drop off
Quote from a woman. "I married what I thought was an ideal man, I got an ordeal and I now want a new deal'
The doctor decided to tell the truth to a very sick man. Doctor- I feel that I should tell you the facts. I don't think you ...
A atheist businessman decided to open a disco business right opposite a church. The church started a petition to stop the disco from opening and ...
Chemistry Teacher: James, what is the chemical formula for water? James: ...
Teacher: Jane, how do you spell 'crocodile?' Jane: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L' Teacher: No, that's wrong Jane: ...
Teacher: David, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? David: You told me to do it without ...
Teacher: Jane, go to the map and find North America .. Jane: Here it is. Teacher: ...
''Be thankful?. What have i to be thankful for when I cannot pay any of my bills!'' ''Then be thankful you aren't one of the ...
A teacher was testing the children in class to see if they understood the concept of getting to heaven. She asked them, 'If I sold my ...
An old lady lost her handbag and an honest boy who found it returned it to her. ''Wierd,'' commented the old lady, ''when I misplaced ...
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