Archives for July, 2009
Ah Beng was carrying a box under his arm and his friend asked him, 'Ah Beng, what's in that box?' 'A Cat,' replied Ah Beng. 'What for?' ...
Perfect patients Four surgeons were discusiing the professions which make the best patients to operate on. The first surgeon said,'I like to see accountants on my ...
One day Ah Lian was walking down a busy road when she realized a truck was headed right towards her. Trying to be on the safe ...
A new game was invented in Scotland and it was entitled: Gentlemen Only. Ladies Forbidden. And thus the word GOLF entered the English language
Son- 'Is it true, Dad, that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife untill he marries?'' Dad-'That happens in every country ...
Who 's the boss? Ah Beng was complaining at a staff meeting that he wasn't getting any respect in the office. He went out and returned ...
Ah Beng was thinking about doing a research on a subject that has never been done before for his Ph.D One day, while thinking about it, ...
Boy- I love you terribly. Girl- You certainly do
''Ah Beng, you handwriting is terrible! You must learn to write better.'', said the teacher. ''Well, if I did, you'd be finding fault with my spelling.'', ...
Why should you always borrow money from pessimists? They don't expect you to pay it back
Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill? It ran out of juice
Why didn't the ghost go to the ball? He had no body to go with.
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