Archives for November, 2009
A Sunday school teacher asked the children just before she dismissed them to go to church, "And why is it necessary to be ...
There are three ways to get things done: Do them yourself Pay someone else to do them ...
While carrying firewood, a woodcutter accidentally bumped into a surgeon. He asked for forgiveness but the angry surgeon was ready to hit him with his ...
A writer famous for the economy of his words was expecting his tailor and his lawyer, but had to leave before their arrival. When ...
Why was the maths book sad? Because it had so many problems. ...
Contraceptice: A device which should be worn on every 'conceivable' occasion. Neighbours: The only people who listen to both sides of an argument. Genius: A guy who ...
Muthu was carrying a box under his arm as he walked down the street. Ah Beng stopped him and asked, 'What's in that box?' 'A cat,' ...
Ah Beng had to sit through a long winded speech by the visiting speaker in a dinner, which never seemed to end. He picked up a ...
A couple refused to talk to each other after a bout of quarrels. But the husband needed to wake up early to attend an important meeting ...
A drunkard was trying to open his door after returning from a bout of heavy drinking. His neighbour who saw him struggling to insert the key ...
Once a doctor received a phone call in the middle of the night. The caller sounded very excited, 'Doctor, please come at once. My wife ...
A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold, the bird froze and fell to the ground in a large field. ...
Ah Beng and Ahmad were boasting of their parents' achievements to each other. Ah Beng: ' Have you heard of the Suez Canal?' Ahmad: 'Yes, ...
When the body was first made, all the parts wanted to be Boss. The brain said, "I should be Boss because I control the whole ...
A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree," sighed the turkey, "but I ...
A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day. A small rabbit saw the crow, and asked him, "Can I also sit like ...
A Japanese tourist arrived in Malaysia. While travelling in a taxi, he happened to observe that everything in Malaysia moves at a slower pace compared ...
A young woman had given birth in the lift of the maternity hospital, and was embarassed about it. One of the nurses, in an effort to ...
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