Archives for January, 2010

Ah Beng bought a sweater and sent it to his son who is studying in UK by parcel post. He added the following note ...

Wife: I need to buy more dresses. Husband: But you already have a few hundred dresses. Wife: I know. But the neighbourhood has seen all of ...

Almost everybody is in favour of going to heaven, but many people are hoping they'll live long enough to see easing of the entrance requirements.

What is the difference between a train and a woman? Answer: A train makes up after being late but a woman becomes late after make-up

What did the clumsy optician do at a party? He made a spectacle of himself. What kind of profits do fisherman make? Net Profits Why is a ...

A general, a colonel and a major were having a heated argument on the subject of sex. The general maintained that sex was 60% work and ...

'Can you tell me what steam is?' asked the Professor. 'Why sure, Sir,' replied the student confidently. 'Steam is ... why... Er... it is water that ...

A mother went to a shop to buy a TV and the salesman was trying to sell her a set with a remote control. He ...

Ah Beng lamented to a friend, 'My wife never agrees with anything I say. And we have been married for 5 years.' Mrs Beng interrupted, ' ...

A traffic police officer signalled a speeding car driven by Ah Beng to stop. He asked Ah Beng , 'Why were you driving so fast? ...

A man and a woman were sitting in a MRT train. The man kept on quietly reading his paper. The woman could stand it no longer ...

A pastor called the Town Hall office to ask that a dead mule be removed from the front of his church. The young officer who took ...

Sign in psychiatrist's office: Amnesia patients must pay in advance

Ah Beng owned a big company which hire only married men. When he was asked by the reporter the reason, he replied, 'Married men are ...

Ah Beng: Doctor, I have a problem. Doctor: What's your problem? Ah Beng: I keep forgetting things. Doctor: Since when do you have this problem? Ah Beng: What problem?

Ah Beng hired a private detective to check on the movements of his wife. He wanted to see videos of his wife's activities. A month later, ...

An old farmer and his wife stepped into modern Shanghai for the first time after China became modernized. They marvelled at all the tall buildings ...

Did you hear about the latest tragedy in Singapore? There was a terrible power failure in a large shopping mall and people were stuck ...

Ah Beng joined a large MNC as a new employee. On his first day in the office, he dialed the pantry and shouted into the ...