Archives for February, 2010
An American tourist lost his way in Bangalore (India). He approached two policemen and asked them for the direction to the airport. He first spoke ...
Two very drunk men were returning home on a scooter after a drink at the pub. On the way the pillion rider fell off while ...
A man travelled all the way from Islamabad to Karachi to have an aching tooth taken out. The Karachi dentist asked him, 'Surely you have ...
A well dressed gentleman hurrying along the road was stopped by an acquaintance, 'My friend,' said the accoster, sotto voce, ' I must draw your ...
Two peasants got into a heated argument over which is more important to mankind, the sun or the moon. They put the problem to their village ...
A sardarji is lying across the rail tracks with a bottle of whisky and a tandori chicken within reach. A passerby asks: 'Sardarji, why are ...
Two men died and met in paradise. 'What did you die of?', asked one man to the other. 'I died of hypothermia.And what about you?' 'I came home ...
A man announced to his friend : ' I want to run for Prime Minister.' His astonished friend asked, 'Are you crazy?' 'Why?' the man replied, 'is ...
A man asked his friend, 'I'm throwing a stag party. Why don't you come along?' 'Sorry, there is a law against having stag parties,' replied his ...
Why is it easier to be a pastor than a physician? Because it is easier to preach than to practise.
A man went to his audiologist complaining of hearing loss. The audiologist did an audiogram and said he needed a hearing aid. 'This is the best ...
One day while walking down the street a highly successful Human Resources Manager was tragically hit by a bus and she died. Her soul arrived ...
A man was giving his son a thrashing on the street and shouting, 'Good for nothing! Stupid!' A passerby stopped and asked him the reason for ...
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