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What is guerrilla warfare? Ah Beng: Two apes fighting over a banana
Ah Beng wrote to his former girlfriend. Dear Ah Lian, I could not sleep well ever since we broke off our engagement. It is all my fault. ...
Teacher: Ah Beng, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? Ah Beng: Ateacher
Two Jews, Jacob and Abraham visited a restaurant in Shanghai and they were curious if there are any Chinese Jews in China. Abraham : Are there any ...
Someone sent me this joke about two 'smart' drivers. Two rich men were talking over coffee one day and one of them said to the other ...
Colleague: You should use superglue from 3M to stick this picture to the wall. The glue will stick so well that if you attempt to ...
During the Q&A segment, the host asks : "Name a drink that begins with the letter 'G' The crowd shouts : "Gin! Gin!" Others exclaim ...
After reading the application form completed by Ah Beng.. Interviewer: " We have an... opening for you..! " Ah Beng: “What is it? ” Interviewer: “ The ...
Ah Beng ''I took the whole day to fill this salt shaker'' 'Why so long?'' Ah Beng, '' it's so hard to get the ...
Ah Beng called a telephone operator. Ah Beng: "Could you tell me the time difference between Singapore and London?" Operator: "Just a minute..." Ah Beng : "Thank you" and ...
Ah Beng went to Kenya with his wife Ah Lian. Ah Lian: Watch it, don't step on it. Ah Beng: Smells like shit (bend down and dipped ...
Why did Ah Beng smile when the lightning strikes? Answer: He thinks he is having his photograph taken
After taking photocopies of documents, Ah Beng always compares it with the original for spelling mistakes.
Ah Beng is filling up an application form for a job. He supplied the information for the columns on Name, Age, Address etc. Then he comes to ...
Ah Beng went to a shop to buy a colour TV. Ah Beng : "Do you have color TV ?" Salesgirl : "Yes !" Ah Beng : "Give ...
Ah Beng was arrested by the police for burglary. Police: What did you steal from the victims house? Ah Beng: Nothing. Police: How come you did not ...
During one of the 5 Star naval exercise there was an argument when 3 Admirals started talking about the bravery of their own soldiers. To ...
Ah Beng: I get very nervous during driving tests! Doctor: You'll pass sooner or later. So you shouldnt worry about it. Ah Beng: But I'm the examiner!
Ah Beng was packing his golf bag to get ready for his game the next day and his son asked him why he only brings ...
Why did our Prime Minister jogs in the evening and not in the morning? Ah Beng replied: He is PM, not AM
Ah Beng was in a restaurant and his hand phone rang. He picked it up and said, Hello, how did you know I was here?
Ah Beng told his maid to go and water his plants. Maid: Sir, its raining. Ah Beng : Then take an umbrella and go.
Ah Beng returned to his car and saw a note with the header Parking Fine on his windscreen. He smiled and remarked to his friend, They ...
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