Archives for “Animal Jokes”
A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree," sighed the turkey, "but I ...
Why are giraffes brave? Because they stick their necks out
Why was the chicken sent home from school? Because it used fowl language.
Two men went hunting and shot at a deer at the same time. Since they used the same type of guns and there was only ...
Teacher: Chloe , your composition on 'My Cat' is exactly the same as your sister's. Did you copy from her ? Chloe : No, teacher We have ...
An old lady lost her cat and called the police hotline 999. Police Operator: This is the police, what can I do for you? Old Lady: ...
An old lady went to see her tailor to make a tie for Willie, her cat. Since she could not give the exact measurement ...
A man walks into a pet shop to buy a parrot. The shopkeeper points to two identical looking parrots in a cage and says: "This first ...
Question: Why do cows wear bells? Answer: Because they lost their horns.
Boy: What kind of dog is that? Mrs Tan: Oh, my dog is a police dog. Boy: You must be joking. It sure doesn’t look like one to ...
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