Archives for “Doctor”

Perfect patients Four surgeons were discusiing the professions which make the best patients to operate on. The first surgeon said,'I like to see accountants on my ...


Patient : "Doctor, I can't help stealing!" Doctor: "Have you taken anything for it?"


Doctor, doctor , I think I am suffering from Deja Vu Doctor answered: Didn't I see you yesterday?


"Doctor, doctor, I feel like a bell" "Take these pills and if you are still not well, give me a ring"


A very rich man was dying and in his final moment he only wanted to meet two persons. Everyone was curious because he only asked ...


A doctor and a lawyer crashed into each other in a road traffic accident. Both escaped with minor scratches but their expensive cars were in ...


Patient: I keep forgetting things Doctor: How how long have you had this problem? Patient: What problem?


"Doctor, doctor, I think I got amnesia!" "Go home and forget about it"


During a visit to the mental asylum, I asked the director, How do you determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized? " 'Well,' said ...


An old lady went to see her family doctor because she thought she was a moth. The doctor responded, ‘I think you need to see ...


Ah Beng: I get very nervous during driving tests! Doctor: You'll pass sooner or later. So you shouldn’t worry about it. Ah Beng: But I'm the examiner!


Doctor: You'll live to be ninety. You're in good health. Patient: But, doctor, I am already 90 years old. Doctor: So I am right after ...


Doctor: What is troubling you? Patient: I keep getting this feeling that nobody can understand what I say. Doctor: I don’t quite understand what you ...


A man went to see his doctor because he thinks he is invisible. Nurse: Good morning sir, what is wrong with you? Patient: I am invisible. Nurse: Doctor, ...


Hilarious Health Video Clip about a Doctor performing a Colonoscopy on a patient