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		<title>Cure for flu</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 11 Apr 2010 01:54:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A patient suffering from a nasty cold visited Dr Shears and groaned, saying, &#8216; Doc, can you cure my cold? It has been held for me for the last 3 days.&#8217;
Knowing that there is no definite cure for common cold, the young over-zealous doctor advised after much hesitation, &#8216;You may do one thing. Take a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Easiest patient to operate on</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 29 Jul 2009 04:26:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[electrician]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[librarian]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Perfect patients Four surgeons were discusiing the professions which make the best patients to operate on.
The first surgeon said,&#8217;I like to see accountants on my operating table because, when you open them up, everything inside them is numbered.&#8217;
The second responded, &#8216;You should try electricians! Everything inside them is colour coded.&#8217;
The third surgeon said, &#8216; I [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Can&#8217;t help stealing</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Jul 2009 19:30:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Patient : &#8220;Doctor, I can&#8217;t help stealing!&#8221;
Doctor: &#8220;Have you taken anything for it?&#8221;
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		<title>Deja Vu</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Jul 2009 16:23:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tituslow</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Doctor, doctor , I think I am suffering from Deja Vu
Doctor answered: Didn&#8217;t I see you yesterday?
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		<title>Give me a ring</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 21 Jun 2009 09:18:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[Pill]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Doctor, doctor, I feel like a bell&#8221;
&#8220;Take these pills and if you are still not well, give me a ring&#8221;
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		<title>Lawyer and doctor by my side</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Jun 2009 04:55:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tituslow</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A very rich man was dying and in his final moment he only wanted to meet two persons. Everyone was curious because he only asked to meet his doctor and his lawyer.
He did not even ask to have his wife and children by his side before he took his last breath.
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		<title>Doctor vs lawyer</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Jun 2009 04:23:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A doctor and a lawyer crashed into each other in a road traffic accident. Both escaped with minor scratches but their expensive cars were in a mess.
Seeing that the doctor was dazed the lawyer offered him a  drink. The doctor accepted it and drank deeply before handing back the bottle of whisky back to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Forgetful</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 14 Jun 2009 11:16:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Patient: I keep forgetting things
Doctor: How how long have you had this problem?
Patient: What problem?
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		<title>Amnesia</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 14 Jun 2009 11:14:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tituslow</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Doctor, doctor, I think I got amnesia!&#8221;
&#8220;Go home and forget about it&#8221;
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		<title>The Bathtub Test</title>
		<link>http://laughter.mhcasia.com/the-bathtub-test.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 14 May 2009 04:26:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tituslow</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Mental Asylum]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[During a visit to the mental asylum, I asked the director, How do you determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized? &#8221;
&#8216;Well,&#8217; said the Director, &#8216;we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub.&#8217;
&#8216;Oh, I [...]]]></description>
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