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A very rich man was dying and in his final moment he only wanted to meet two persons. Everyone was curious because he only asked ...
Father : Whyt aren't you at school today? Son: I'm sick. Father: Sick of what? Son: Sick of school
Teacher: Ah Beng, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? Ah Beng: Ateacher
Teacher: Chloe , your composition on 'My Cat' is exactly the same as your sister's. Did you copy from her ? Chloe : No, teacher We have ...
Pastor: Do you say prayers before eating? Little Jonah: I don't have to ! Mummy is very hygienic and she is a good cook.
Mother: Daniel,why do you always get so dirty? Daniel: I am shorter and closer to the ground than you are.
Teacher : Jane, can you name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago? Jane: Me!
The teacher asked her accounting class: "Who do you think was the first businessman?" One hand shot up. it was Noah, miss," said the bright lad. "Noah, ...
Chemistry Teacher: James, what is the chemical formula for water? James: ...
Teacher: Jane, how do you spell 'crocodile?' Jane: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L' Teacher: No, that's wrong Jane: ...
Teacher: David, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? David: You told me to do it without ...
Teacher: Jane, go to the map and find North America .. Jane: Here it is. Teacher: ...
A little girl was asked by her mother what she wanted most for her birthday and she said she wanted a baby brother. "Daddy and ...
This 8 year old girl is very pretty and many of the boys in her class are very fond of her. One day she came home ...
Wife: Why are you caning our son for no reason today? Husband: I am leaving for a business trip tonight and he is getting his ...
Mother: Son, go and practise playing on your piano and I will give you $10. Son: Ok mum. But our neighbour said he will give me ...
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