Perfect patients Four surgeons were discusiing the professions which make the best patients to operate on.
The first surgeon said,’I like to see accountants on my operating table because, when you open them up, everything inside them is numbered.’
The second responded, ‘You should try electricians! Everything inside them is colour coded.’
The third surgeon said, ‘ I really think librarians are the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order.’
But the fourth surgeon shut them all up with this onservation: ‘You’re all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There’s no guts, no heart, no spine, and the head and butt are interchangeable.”
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