A general, a colonel and a major were having a heated argument on the subject of sex.

The general maintained that sex was 60% work and 40% fun. The colonel said it was 70% work and 20% fun. The major argued that it was 90% work and 10% fun.

They decided to ask the private who came in to serve them coffee.

”Let’s ask him what he thinks?’ said the general.

The private listened attentively and replied with an air of absolute finality, ‘Sir, I think sex is 100% fun and zero work done.’

‘Why do you say that?, asked the astonished general.

‘It’s very simple,’ said the private. ‘ If there was any work in it at all, you guys would have me doing it for you.’


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