What did the clumsy optician do at a party? He made a spectacle of himself.

What kind of profits do fisherman make? Net Profits

Why is a crossed-eyed teacher not successful in class? Because she can’t control her pupils

Why did the little pony lose his voice? Because he was a little hoarse

What is the language of chickens called? Fowl language

What happened to the cow that could not produce milk? It was an udder failure


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