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A World War I hero was asked by a young girl: 'Did you kill a German?' The hero replied in the affirmative. 'With which hand did ...

A swankily dressed and opinionated young man got into a noisy crowded bus. With a very superior air he remarked to the conductor: 'You seem ...

These are the suggestions on ways to keep an over energetic dumb blonde occupied: A) Give her a piece of paper with PTO (please turn ...

An American tourist lost his way in Bangalore (India). He approached two policemen and asked them for the direction to the airport. He first spoke ...

Two very drunk men were returning home on a scooter after a drink at the pub. On the way the pillion rider fell off while ...

A man travelled all the way from Islamabad to Karachi to have an aching tooth taken out. The Karachi dentist asked him, 'Surely you have ...

A well dressed gentleman hurrying along the road was stopped by an acquaintance, 'My friend,' said the accoster, sotto voce, ' I must draw your ...

Two peasants got into a heated argument over which is more important to mankind, the sun or the moon. They put the problem to their village ...

A sardarji is lying across the rail tracks with a bottle of whisky and a tandori chicken within reach. A passerby asks: 'Sardarji, why are ...

Two men died and met in paradise. 'What did you die of?', asked one man to the other. 'I died of hypothermia.And what about you?' 'I came home ...

A man announced to his friend : ' I want to run for Prime Minister.' His astonished friend asked, 'Are you crazy?' 'Why?' the man replied, 'is ...

A man asked his friend, 'I'm throwing a stag party. Why don't you come along?' 'Sorry, there is a law against having stag parties,' replied his ...

Why is it easier to be a pastor than a physician? Because it is easier to preach than to practise.

A man went to his audiologist complaining of hearing loss. The audiologist did an audiogram and said he needed a hearing aid. 'This is the best ...

A man was giving his son a thrashing on the street and shouting, 'Good for nothing! Stupid!' A passerby stopped and asked him the reason for ...

Ah Beng bought a sweater and sent it to his son who is studying in UK by parcel post. He added the following note ...

Wife: I need to buy more dresses. Husband: But you already have a few hundred dresses. Wife: I know. But the neighbourhood has seen all of ...

Almost everybody is in favour of going to heaven, but many people are hoping they'll live long enough to see easing of the entrance requirements.

What is the difference between a train and a woman? Answer: A train makes up after being late but a woman becomes late after make-up

What did the clumsy optician do at a party? He made a spectacle of himself. What kind of profits do fisherman make? Net Profits Why is a ...

A general, a colonel and a major were having a heated argument on the subject of sex. The general maintained that sex was 60% work and ...

'Can you tell me what steam is?' asked the Professor. 'Why sure, Sir,' replied the student confidently. 'Steam is ... why... Er... it is water that ...

A mother went to a shop to buy a TV and the salesman was trying to sell her a set with a remote control. He ...

Ah Beng lamented to a friend, 'My wife never agrees with anything I say. And we have been married for 5 years.' Mrs Beng interrupted, ' ...

A traffic police officer signalled a speeding car driven by Ah Beng to stop. He asked Ah Beng , 'Why were you driving so fast? ...