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	<title>Laughter is Good for Health &#187; Miscellanous Jokes</title>
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		<title>Turtle (Total) Recall</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 04 Jul 2010 06:20:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[An elephant saw a turtle and decided to pick it up with its trunk and hurled it far away.
A second elephant which saw what happened asked , &#8216;Why are you so cruel to the poor turtle?&#8217;
First elephant replied, &#8216;that turtle bit me some 50 years ago&#8217;
Second elephant exclaimed, &#8216;you really have good memory.&#8217;
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		<title>Hearing aid</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 20 Jun 2010 01:14:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Did you hear about the rock and roll singer who wore a hearing aid for five years &#8230;.then found out he only needed a haircut?
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		<title>Insignificant details</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 19 Jun 2010 00:56:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Bride: &#8216;I don&#8217;t want to leave out any insignificant details on my wedding&#8217;
Mother: &#8216;Don&#8217;t worry! I&#8217;m sure he&#8217;s there!&#8217;
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		<title>The average American home has everything</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 19 Jun 2010 00:53:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Nowadays you&#8217;ll find almost everything in the average American home&#8230;. except the family.
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		<title>Talented artist</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 12 Jun 2010 01:27:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Husband: &#8216;Do you think you can paint a good portrait of my wife?&#8217;
Artist: &#8216;My friend, I can make it so lifelike you&#8217;ll jump every time you see it&#8217;
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		<title>Blood test</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Jun 2010 02:12:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Why did Ah Beng stay up all night to study?
Because he had to see a doctor in the morning for a blood test.
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		<title>Time stands still</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 23 May 2010 01:01:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[When I look at you, time stands still &#8230;. What I really mean is that your face would stop a clock.
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		<title>Ice cream</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 09 May 2010 01:15:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Mum: Darling, do you want some ice cream?
Toddler:  (No response)
Mum: Darling, do you want some ice cream?
Toddler: Yes, mum.
Mum: Why do you have to make me ask twice before you respond?
Toddler: Because I wanted two portions of ice cream.
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		<title>My father&#8217;s belief </title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 02 May 2010 11:13:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A teacher told her students: &#8216;It is better to give than to receive. The more you give the better it is for you.&#8217;
Ah Beng replied, &#8216; I know that. This is what my father believes in &#8216;
Teacher: &#8216;What does your father work as?&#8217;
Ah Beng: &#8216;My father is a boxer&#8217;
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		<title>Fighting over the custody of the child</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 17 Apr 2010 02:40:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A couple was fighting over the custody of their child during a divorce hearing before a judge.
The judge asked the toddler, &#8216;Do you want to stay with your mum or you dad?&#8217;
The toddler replied, &#8216;I will stay with the one who is keeping the T.V. ?&#8217;
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