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A patient suffering from a nasty cold visited Dr Shears and groaned, saying, ' Doc, can you cure my cold? It has been held for ...
Perfect patients Four surgeons were discusiing the professions which make the best patients to operate on. The first surgeon said,'I like to see accountants on my ...
During a visit to the mental asylum, I asked the director, How do you determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized? " 'Well,' said ...
Doctor: You'll live to be ninety. You're in good health. Patient: But, doctor, I am already 90 years old. Doctor: So I am right after ...
Doctor: What is troubling you? Patient: I keep getting this feeling that nobody can understand what I say. Doctor: I dont quite understand what you ...
A man went to see his doctor because he thinks he is invisible. Nurse: Good morning sir, what is wrong with you? Patient: I am invisible. Nurse: Doctor, ...
A neurologist took 5 min to study the MRI film in front of his patient who is suffering from constant headache. Patient: Doc, what do ...
The difference between a neurotic and a psychotic is that, while a psychotic thinks that 2 + 2 = 5, a neurotic knows the answer ...
Hilarious Health Video Clip about a Doctor performing a Colonoscopy on a patient
This is a simple teaser about nurses (Sorry nurses, this is meant to be a joke.) Question. What is practical nursing? (Sorry nurses, this is meant ...
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